the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

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yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

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yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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