dragonlord42:

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

(Source: dampsandwich, via urbanrealism)

datttebayo:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

(Source: clanked, via cohchella)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via stay-ocean-minded)